Fine, you win.
I called the doctor.
She said go to the hospital.
So I did.
The nurse I had was mean and rude and made me cry.
My water didn’t full out break, but is leaky. My contractions are strong, but not regular. My cervix is soft, but closed. Translation: Baby Girl is fine.
I fed her Fritos after I was discharged from Labor & Delivery.
I’m home, I’m cranky, and I’ve decided I’m going to delivery the baby myself at home without any mean nurses nearby.
And I’m going to ask Jim to get me McNuggets for dinner.
End of story.
(Imagine me sticking out my tongue……not at you, per se, just at the world in general.)
(I told you I was cranky.)